Short Burst.

Happiness has been dwindling back and forth lately, also a strange feeling of impending doom and a feeling of Euphoric hope, The future has not been this foggy for a long time, the main question in my head is if this happiness is revving up to a start or sputtering out to a finale.

If I just look at the present as a unit then it is in all means good, My past is behind me, and a lot of questions answered, well all except one. I am eager to finalize this, but finalizing my past affect my future, casting a great shadow on the valley which is the present…

For the luls

Stereotypes and Racism will never die because people will always jus conviniently fall into their categories, some may say that in 100 years from now we will all be mixes of everything but lets say I let you have that delusion, we will still find other things to nit pick about, Sexism will always be around, hermaphrodites arent safe either theyre just a 3rd category of grossness. Also gay people.
Hate makes the world interesting, it makes life worth living, it phases out the feeble minded.
Survival of the fittest.
Also sometimes you just hate for the luls.

Disappointment

Sometimes people do things that are truly disappointing, it seems more true when I think about girl’s Ive liked, Its very rare for me to actually remain true friends with girls ive been infatuated with, mostly because I stopped liking them for the wrong reason, rejection while it hinders ones self doesn’t hinder your feelings, they go on, and eventually ease off into just something warm and comforting.  When the girl goes through drastic changes though, then it can shake the foundation of the friendship down from disappointment to just plain disgust. It takes quite a bit of disappointment to get you to that point, a lady can become a slut, her values can take a dive, and her judgment can disappear all together.

What does in large part attract me to girls are their firm stance on the vales they do have, when those fall so does their stability and they lose my respect.

Art

What make’s art, art? Creativity can be found in anyone, but by varying degrees, what needs to be produced? If you look around there is pretty much art everywhere, I look around right now and see red walls, wooden tables, black chairs. Lets take the chairs for this example, black, why black? Maybe because they don’t look as dirty when they are? That is the only functional purpose I see, color coordinating falls under “Art” A more useful chair would be something brownish with a random stain pattern, it would be pretty much impossible to tell if it were dirty or not.

So now we know art is in pretty much everything, now lets see how important that is, id say the value of artistic choice on the walls being the shade of red they are has a higher artistic value based on thought and time put into it, it was also chosen to visually attract others. It is of a Higher artistic value than the chair, but way lower than the painting that hangs on it.

The Painting is rich with colors, it portrays an image, it has a specific order, and conveys a specific image or message. We could have abstract art up, but here is where my point is made. How can we ever value abstract art at a higher level than contemporary art? A jumble of splatter patterns random colors, these are often associated with Emotion, a bullshit Idea. Anything that anyone can reproduce loses its value.

These may even be pretty complex designs, Math can produce many fractal designs which are appealing to the eye, but in terms of artistic value they are still below the painting.

Photography follows the same rules, the work that goes behind a shot is what often makes it a good photograph, sure you can sometimes get lucky a fluke a nice shot, but most photographs are taken because of what the photographer saw there, they saw something a regular person hasn’t. Finding Beauty where it isn’t often found, stopping to smell the roses. This is art, this has meaning.

Taste it first God Damn It!

I hate when people are given food and immediately cover it in some condiment. I think the biggest offender may be steak sauce, Steak sauce serves one purpose and one purpose only, To down shitty steak, I good steak need no sauce.

Another offender is soy sauce, what is up with people and putting soy sauce on rice? Soy Sauce should only be used for cooking, and maybe dipping sushi in, it should never be used on rice alone. 

Then there is Butter, you would be surprised how many sick fucks slather butter on their rice, and fried fish… It’s Fried, wtf… are you trying to die at a record age? These people are usually in their mid 20’s and younger, Not only are they fucking gross, but hey leave the butter full of  food crumbs. They’re usually messy fucks too who leave the table, the chairs, and the floor a mess.

Seriously people Just taste your fucking food first, and enjoy it for what it is.

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Doing your mom.

Here’s an Idea.

CHP needs to set up a youtube channel, one anyone can join and upload videos to. What kind of videos you may ask? Why Videos of people driving like total pieces of shit of course. Think about it, A speeding ticket is on average $350, Now fr every video linked to a conviction lets reward the person who submitted the video that $50, The State gets $300 and the person gets a reward for catching a piece of shit driver on the road, Imagine revenue. Not only will this make the government some nice pocket change, but it will also make these fucks more weary of driving like total idiots. Of course the fines might have to be lowered a bit, I do understand that sometimes we simply do forget to signal, or accidentally run a light, it happens. A stop light violation is also around $350, let’s lower this $150 sounds fair. Even lowering it by this much the state will still make a shit load of money. Hell If it existed Id do it for a $1 reward, I might even do it free.

Sex and Cars

So I was thinking about sex among couples, because I’m a man and sex is high on the list, cars are high up there too, and somehow they became one.

There are 4 roles in sex, Someone is driving, some one is riding, and then there is the car and the road.

The Driver is the person who is leading this thing, or at least attempting to, the Rider is going along with the trip the driver has got in mind. The Car is the mentality of the up coming act, and finally the road is the actual process.

There are many types of drivers,cars,and roads, but I’m not going to deal with many right now, just a few to explain my train of thought so this is pretty broad.

Virgin + Virgin:

This pretty much has 2 out comes; Meh and Failure.

Since I’m sexist I’m going to assume the guy is the driver, He has convinced his girlfriend to have sex with him, the reason they are both virgin’s doesn’t really matter, but here they are. They are both excited eagerly awaiting whats in store, but also ridiculously nervous, This is the Car.

So these 2 hope into this brand new car, eventually the guy figures out how to turn the car on, and starts the engine, they may or may not put on their seat belts, he might have adjusted his mirrors or he might have not, and she is no help because she is just as clueless, never the less, they continue on to their journey, the destination unknown.

They are now on the road, A few pot holes and bumps but now they are at a steady coasting speed, the car doesn’t have any major damage, but now they arrive at a signless fork in the road. One way leads off a cliff, which will leave these 2 seriously injured and  destroy the car, and the other road leads to a boring abandoned highway, but it eventually reaches a road block a few miles in.

Virgin + Non-Virgin

No new car but high probability of a better overall trip.

This is a lot safer for the virgin, as an inexperienced driver the virgin can rest easy since they aren’t going to have to drive just yet. The car might not be brand new, but its a nice car, All seems well, The rider might be uneasy about whats going on under the hood if she’s smart and might have questions about any dents or scratches, The Driver can be choose to tell her a complete lie, a small lie, or the honest truth. This is all up to judgment of character for the Ride, she shouldn’t be jumping into just anyone’s car. The road starts a lot like the Virgin + Virgin scenario but the fork in the road now has a new destination, there are clear signs showing where to go, The new road is a nice is full of nice scenery, sunny skies, and plenty of places to stop along the trip.

Non-Virgin + Non-Virgin

This is the most complex but also the most simple, Driving can be done in turns, any there aren’t really any restrictions, there might not even be a road. The car can be anything besides new.

The Driver will get in the car, as will the rider, No need to adjust anything, its their car and they know what they are doing, they drive off, Destination or Destinations are too many to go into. The outcome is usually at least somewhat enjoyable for the two.

Free time.

I kind of miss having abundant amounts of free time, doing whatever, whenever was nice.  In reality I could probably take a few days of work without any problem, but the people I would wan’t to hang out with cant do the same. I’m lucky I guess.

One thing I do need to do though, is ease up, I can be too much of an asshole sometimes, I need to step back from being the total asshole to just being the sarcastic asshole.

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