So I was thinking about sex among couples, because I’m a man and sex is high on the list, cars are high up there too, and somehow they became one.
There are 4 roles in sex, Someone is driving, some one is riding, and then there is the car and the road.
The Driver is the person who is leading this thing, or at least attempting to, the Rider is going along with the trip the driver has got in mind. The Car is the mentality of the up coming act, and finally the road is the actual process.
There are many types of drivers,cars,and roads, but I’m not going to deal with many right now, just a few to explain my train of thought so this is pretty broad.
Virgin + Virgin:
This pretty much has 2 out comes; Meh and Failure.
Since I’m sexist I’m going to assume the guy is the driver, He has convinced his girlfriend to have sex with him, the reason they are both virgin’s doesn’t really matter, but here they are. They are both excited eagerly awaiting whats in store, but also ridiculously nervous, This is the Car.
So these 2 hope into this brand new car, eventually the guy figures out how to turn the car on, and starts the engine, they may or may not put on their seat belts, he might have adjusted his mirrors or he might have not, and she is no help because she is just as clueless, never the less, they continue on to their journey, the destination unknown.
They are now on the road, A few pot holes and bumps but now they are at a steady coasting speed, the car doesn’t have any major damage, but now they arrive at a signless fork in the road. One way leads off a cliff, which will leave these 2 seriously injured and destroy the car, and the other road leads to a boring abandoned highway, but it eventually reaches a road block a few miles in.
Virgin + Non-Virgin
No new car but high probability of a better overall trip.
This is a lot safer for the virgin, as an inexperienced driver the virgin can rest easy since they aren’t going to have to drive just yet. The car might not be brand new, but its a nice car, All seems well, The rider might be uneasy about whats going on under the hood if she’s smart and might have questions about any dents or scratches, The Driver can be choose to tell her a complete lie, a small lie, or the honest truth. This is all up to judgment of character for the Ride, she shouldn’t be jumping into just anyone’s car. The road starts a lot like the Virgin + Virgin scenario but the fork in the road now has a new destination, there are clear signs showing where to go, The new road is a nice is full of nice scenery, sunny skies, and plenty of places to stop along the trip.
Non-Virgin + Non-Virgin
This is the most complex but also the most simple, Driving can be done in turns, any there aren’t really any restrictions, there might not even be a road. The car can be anything besides new.
The Driver will get in the car, as will the rider, No need to adjust anything, its their car and they know what they are doing, they drive off, Destination or Destinations are too many to go into. The outcome is usually at least somewhat enjoyable for the two.