I hate when people are given food and immediately cover it in some condiment. I think the biggest offender may be steak sauce, Steak sauce serves one purpose and one purpose only, To down shitty steak, I good steak need no sauce.

Another offender is soy sauce, what is up with people and putting soy sauce on rice? Soy Sauce should only be used for cooking, and maybe dipping sushi in, it should never be used on rice alone. 

Then there is Butter, you would be surprised how many sick fucks slather butter on their rice, and fried fish… It’s Fried, wtf… are you trying to die at a record age? These people are usually in their mid 20’s and younger, Not only are they fucking gross, but hey leave the butter full of  food crumbs. They’re usually messy fucks too who leave the table, the chairs, and the floor a mess.

Seriously people Just taste your fucking food first, and enjoy it for what it is.